I’m delighted to have the multi-talented author and blogger, Barb Taub, on my blog to talk about her latest release, skydiving, and her kinship to Mrs. Bennet in Pride and Prejudice. Over to you Barb:
The Fun Stuff:
What part of the world do you come from?
I was born in Chicago. My father was an aerospace engineer, which in those days meant he was member of a nomadic tribe who sold their slide rules to the highest bidder and roamed the Midwest wilderness in search of their promised homeland where every engineer got a 3-bedroom ranch with family room and a backyard pool. One day he came home with some stuff he called “silicon” and said we were moving to San Jose, California. By the time people were calling it Silicon Valley, I was off to University of Chicago. Apparently, I didn’t really learn much of a lesson from my childhood, because I married an economic theorist and we became academic gypsies. I’ve lived in ten US states, ending up in Washington outside of Seattle (setting for my Null City series). About six years ago, my company was sold, and the new owners gave me an astonishing severance package. At the same time, my husband’s university similarly gifted him with a gold-plated parachute. We decided to head for adventure, and moved into a medieval castle in northern England, followed a few years later by the Hobbit House, our cottage in the heart of Glasgow, Scotland. We’ve been here a few years now, with breaks for summers in Spain, winter trips to India, and a couple months a year in Moscow.
What did you want to be when you grew up?
I’ve always thought of myself as a writer. Although I was a journalist when younger, and had a syndicated humor column in several American newspapers, there were many years where the financial realities of raising four kids who had unrealistic expectations — they thought they should eat EVERY day, sleep in actual beds, and wear clothes—meant that I spent many years on the Dark Side (HR professional.)
List three words to describe yourself.
- Lover. I’ve been married to my grumpy prince for a LONG time, plus I have the four greatest kids ever born (despite all my attempts to mess with their heads). I’m grandmother to the UMAG (Universe’s Most Adorable Grandbaby). And don’t even get me started on my dog!
- Traveller. My kids say that not everybody explores new places by moving there, but it works for me. I’d much rather spend a week or a month or a year somewhere and meet people in shops and streets than blow through at a night here or there. For me, travel is about my friends, whether or not I’ve met them yet.
In Gujarat, India we passed a wedding. The groom’s carriage was covered in lit neon and preceded by women carrying huge electric candelabra on their heads. The carriage kept pausing, while crowds of wedding guests danced the Garba (simple Gujarati folk dance) in front of them. The women came up to us and invited us to join them. Sadly, we did, surely setting back US/Indian relations by years.
- Writer. Although family groans and the Hub shudders, those five little words “I can SO blog this!” define my life. Be very very careful, for you may well end up in my novel. Where I can kill you. Painfully.
Who would play you in a film about your life?
Emma Thompson. (If she lost a bet.)
Do you have any other unique hobbies or talents?
I used to skydive because I’ve always had a theory that if you turn down a chance to do something you’ve always said you wanted to try, it’s a sign you’re getting old. (Or maybe just smarter. I’m still not sure!) Certainly a different philosophy could have avoided any number of contacts with medical and possibly a few law enforcement personnel…
What’s your favourite snack food when writing?
I assume we’re not counting the caffeine drip? Oreo cookies are useful because they don’t leak into the keyboard and the dog takes care of the crumbs.
What literary character is most like you?
I’ve always felt a certain sympathetic kinship with Mrs. Bennet in Pride and Prejudice. Others may see her as a foolish lightweight obsessed with marrying off her daughters. But if you look at her situation—married to a man who has failed to provide for her future or that of her children, and faced with the very real threat of poverty and homelessness if he dies—then her single-minded obsession with ensuring her daughters’ safety through the only route open to women of her class is not only understandable but admirable.
The Sensible Side:
Tell us a little about yourself. (How did you get started writing? What do you do when you’re not writing?)
I think of my life as a very short fairy tale. (With notes.)
- Chapter 1: Once Upon a Time a girl met her prince. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love, and got married. *
- Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle and she wrote books. They lived happily ever after.**
- The End***
*Okay, so thirty years of life happened between Chapters 1 and 2. They included:
- 36 months spent pregnant
- 96 months spent changing diapers
- 192 months spent getting offspring into or out of carseats
- 180 months spent driving to Sunday School
- 48 bazillion months spent doing driving practice with teenage drivers. (Note: this item is multiplied by Parental-Terror units, which include the number of times your life flashes before your eyes…)
- 160 months spent paying college tuition
- 360 months spent thinking up something to have for dinner*** Into month 5 and counting after the arrival of the UMAG (Universe’s Most Adorable Grandbaby. We’re talking Happily Ever After here!
- **In the romance-writing biz, we aim for the HEA (Happily-Ever-After), or—if we’re milking it for series potential—at least a HFN (Happily-for-Now. No, it doesn’t mean Hell-eFfing-No…). So it turns out that my Chapter 2 was a HFN, and we’re about to start on Chapter 3. Hint: What do Scots wear under their kilts? I moved to Glasgow, and I now know the answer!
Your new release is book four in your Null City Series, however it is also the sequel to book one, One Way Fare. Did you have the plot arc planned out ahead of writing the full series or did the sequel idea come later?
Oh, I always have the plot arc planned out. I usually start with terrific organization, character charts, outlines, the works. Then the voices in my head my characters take over. I occasionally look back at the outlines and think, “That would have made a great story. Too bad nobody will ever write it…”
What was the hardest part of writing your books?
Taking my beautiful, deathless prose and sending it into exile in my dead kittens file. Even though I tell my words that they are just resting, and that I will find a use for them someday, I suspect they know that I also have several old bridesmaids dresses I said the same thing about.
Tell us a little about your cover art. Who designed it?
My publisher, Hartwood, works with talented designers. But in the case of Round Trip Fare, the cover was designed by Georgia Woods, Hartwood’s the multi-talented senior partner.
What can we expect from you in the future?
I’ve got three writing projects underway for this year. The first one is the final Null City book, End-O-Line. The second is a genre-shift for me, a cozy mystery inspired by a surprising discovery on my last trip to India. The third is another humorous travel memoir about eating my way across Rajasthan with old friends, camels, elephants, palaces, and desert tents.
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Now available for presale on Amazon, ROUND TRIP FARE will be released on 7 April, 2016.
ROUND TRIP FARE by Barb Taub
Is it wrong that shooting people is just so much easier than making decisions? Carey Parker’s to-do list is already long enough: find her brother and sister, rescue her roommate, save Null City, and castrate her ex-boyfriend. Preferably with a dull-edged garden tool. A rusty one.
Urban Fantasy (with romance, humor, a sentient train, and a great dog)
Was it wrong that shooting people was so much easier than finishing up the humanities requirements for her criminal justice degree? Carey Parker sipped her coffee and—not for the first time—wondered about herself. But the Agency said this would be an easy one. A quick pickup and she wouldn’t even have to shoot anybody. Probably.
There were two distinct advantages to her corner table at the rear of the self-consciously artistic coffee shop on the edge of Seattle’s eclectic Fremont district. Nobody could see her screen, and—infinitely more important—she had sole possession of the outlet currently charging both iPad and phone. She checked her iPad’s video screen to make sure the blonde teen she was tracking still had no idea she was being studied. Well, okay—studied along with the research materials for Carey’s overdue Humanities 201 essay. “Discuss the relationship of capitalism and patriarchal post constructivist theory. Provide data and cite literature supporting your thesis.” She squinted at the assignment, minimized to parallel the video window, and cringed.
Enlarging the video, Carey automatically evaluated her target. The teenager was a few inches under Carey’s own five-five. But where Carey’s cargo pants and hoodie hid a leanly muscled frame and a surprising number of weapons, the other girl’s designer Goth outfit made the most of her soft curves. Plus that pink streak in the younger girl’s hair was a little too shiny, her dark eyeliner a bit too creamy, while her wannabe goth leather jacket, fitted black T-shirt, and long dark skirt screamed Nordstrom personal shopper and Daddy’s credit card.
A lifetime of training—three years at the Academy, four more in the field—and they send me after Goth-Barbie. Carey sighed. Is it even worth it? But a flash memory—her guardian Harry’s blood-drenched golden hair, the almost-forgotten faces of her murdered parents, her missing brother and sister—stopped her. If she had a prayer of finding Gaby and Connor, she couldn’t afford to give up the all-important info access the Agency jobs provided. And then there was…him. For the past two months, the dark stranger had persistently edged his way onto the mental game board behind her eyelids where her harmonia gift visualized connections only she could view. Whatever trouble Mr. Six-Feet-Plus of arrogance is selling, I’m sure not buying.
“Excuse me. Do you need both outlets?”
Carey looked up to see the blonde standing in front of her, expectantly holding up her power cord. “Yes.” She returned her focus to the iPad screen, ignoring the muttered “bitch” as the girl went over to try her smile on the men two tables over. Her reversed video window showed the younger girl breathlessly thanking the man who leaped to free up an outlet for her. As she leaned over their table, the men’s eyes lit with appreciation for the way she maximized scoop-neck T-shirt, youth, and the best technology the foundations industry had to offer. Guess there’s all kinds of ways to say thank you.
Shrugging, Carey returned to her own essay assignment. Her business partner, Marley, was pushing her to finish the degree that would let them bill the Agency at a higher rate. But at twenty-four Carey felt a generation older than her fellow students. With her erratic hours, she had to take classes offering online options whenever possible, so she was currently sentenced to Humanities 201: Postmodernist Applications for Economic Themes in Literature.
“What took you so long? I’ve been waiting here for ages.”
At the sex-kitten whine, Carey’s eyes flicked back to the little video window to see the other girl pouting up at a new arrival. But her complaints didn’t stop her from giving the young man—a boy, really, although Marley’s data sheet said he was nineteen—a thorough tonsil cleaning. Pulling away, he threw himself into a dramatic slouch across the next chair, giving Carey her first good look at him. He was thin, but more like an adolescent whose slender arms and legs had yet to develop a man’s solid outlines. His pale fallen-angel face sulked behind long hair too carefully slashed and tossed over one eye to be accidental. He looked, Carey thought, beautiful and brooding and more than a little stupid. Score!
Pretending to check her phone, Carey took a quick picture of the boy and texted it along with the address of the coffee shop. It had only been a few days since he’d left home and stopped showing up at his classes or part-time job. Too little time for the police to be concerned, but long enough for his frantic parents to agree to her search fee. Setting the phone aside, she adjusted her video window to give him a critical once-over. But he didn’t seem any more pale or unhealthy than would be explained by devotion to the laptop he was even now pulling out and opening.
“Get me a coffee?” He didn’t look up from his laptop as he spoke. The girl pouted again but bounced off. Returning with a cup for each of them, she leaned forward to lay a gentle hand on his arm. “Is your poem cycle done yet?” The boy shook his head impatiently, fingers tapping at his laptop’s keyboard. She smiled. “Don’t worry. Now that I’m here, it will go so much better.” He blinked, and shivered. She breathed in and smiled again. His typing increased, his face intent on the screen.
Carey flipped the cover down on her iPad, rewound its power cable as well as the one for her phone, and stored them in their specially padded—okay, armored—case. The Apple people had been incredibly nice about that last bullet incident, but she could just hear Marley explaining, again, how their little company couldn’t afford to keep buying her new iPads. Setting the case into the backpack hanging behind her corner chair, Carey leaned both elbows on the table, peering over the brim of her raised coffee cup. Excellent coffee, she decided. Wonder if they roast it themselves?
Finally the two men, the only other customers in the secluded rear room, stood up and left. She took a final look around at the coffee shop’s rear seating area—one door, no windows or other access—and left to talk to the barista in the front room of the coffee shop. Twenty dollars later, Carey taped a handwritten sign—“Rear room reserved for private meeting”—to the outside of the door. Stepping back inside the room, empty now except for the younger couple, she closed the door behind her and stopped in front of the boy.
“Your mother is worried about you, Will.” His automatic sneer came a fraction too late to cover his stunned expression. Before he could speak, she turned to the girl. “It’s time to go, Leigh Ann.”
“The name is Leannán.”
Carey laughed. “Well, Leannán Sí…” She pronounced each Gaelic syllable with exaggerated care, L’ann-AN Shee. “Since you refuse to honor the Accords Agreement, the Council feels it’s time for you to go to Null City. Let’s go. I have a class this afternoon, and I don’t want to be late again.”
The boy started to stand, trying to look tough, but only managing to achieve the ferocity of a puppy protecting his favorite chew toy. “We don’t have to go anywhere with you. Get your stuff, Leigh Ann. We’re outta here.”
“Actually.” Carey’s voice was quiet. “You’re half right.” Her hand shot out and pressed his stomach. “You don’t need to go with me.” His breath whooshed out, and all three looked down at the tiny needle as she pulled her hand back. A moment later, his legs buckled, and Carey guided his falling body back down to his chair. He slumped there, head hanging awkwardly.
Leigh Ann stared from Will to Carey, eyes round. “Is he…?”
“He’s fine.” Carey turned to the girl and pointed to her corner table. “Sit. And don’t even think about talking.”
Carey checked the boy’s pulse and nodded to herself in relief. As a young witch, her friend Claire’s sleep spells wore off pretty quickly because she had to boil down the spelled water to make it take effect so fast. He’d probably just wake up with a hell of a headache. She arranged his head on his arms as if he was taking a quick nap in front of his laptop. In an afterthought, she picked up his fedora from the floor and pulled it onto his head, hiding his face.
Returning to the scowling girl at her table, she took a small book of forms from her backpack and started filling out the top page.
“You can’t just—” Leigh Ann sputtered.
Without looking up Carey showed her the hand. “What did I tell you not to do?” The girl fidgeted for another minute as Carey frowned at the form in front of her. Finally she looked up. “How old are you again?”
“Nineteen. And I don’t…”
Carey shook a warning finger without looking up. “I hate these Accords forms. You have to make sure you fill in every last blank or those badgers in accounting will hold up your check.” She made a final note, put the notebook away, and pulled out her phone to check the time. “They should be here by now. Must be that damn bridge traffic.”
Carey jerked her head toward the next table. “Sleeping Beauty’s parents. I’ve found it best to collect my fee on the spot. People’s memories tend to…fade…otherwise.”
“Wait.” Leigh Ann sounded indignant. “You were hired to find Will?”
“Nah, he was just a bonus. One of his friends told the Agency that he’d disappeared with a Leannán Sí. I used him to find you because I have an authorized ARC warrant for you.”
“Accords Recovery and Capture.” When the girl still looked confused, Carey sighed. “Amateurs. I’m an Accords Warden licensed for paranormal recoveries, and I’m serving an ARC warrant in your name. That reminds me.” She rooted through the pocket of her backpack for the laminated card and set her phone camera to video. Centering the camera view screen on Leigh Ann’s face, she pushed record, and began to read the card. “By the authority of Accords Agency warrant number 110309A57, I charge you, Leigh Ann—” Pausing, she looked over to the form she’d filled out before returning to the card. “—Leigh Ann Shay, a practicing Leannán Sí, to accompany me to the Council Headquarters. If you request a hearing, you are entitled to representation. Otherwise, you are sentenced to five years of Null City residency without an amnesty day. This recovery and your rights are specified in Amendment 3, sections 7-18 of the Accords Agreement of 1998. The current time is 15:57 on March 7, 2011. Carey Parker, Accords Adjunct Warden License 07823 class 3, submitting authorized Accords Recovery and Capture statement.” She turned off the camera and played back the recording. Satisfied, she uploaded it to Agency servers, put her phone and the card back into her backpack, and faced the girl.
Leigh Ann looked uncertain. “Null City?”
Carey looked at her curiously. “You don’t know about the City?”
“Yeah, and I know about the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny too. Come on. You really believe there’s a city you get to on a magic train, and after a day there you become a normal human?”
“Since my family founded it, yeah. I kinda do believe it.” She leaned back in her chair to consider the teenager in front of her. “You could have killed that boy, Leigh Ann. What could be worth his death?”
The girl widened soft blue eyes at her. “I’m a Leannán Sí. He’s a writer, and I would have given him an intense, brilliantly inspired life of creating masterpieces. So what if it would have been a short one? It’s got to be better to go as a blazing star than stay as a…” Her voice trailed off as a snore filtered from beneath the fedora.
“Did you give him a choice? Did you say to him, ‘Will, I’ll be your muse and give you lots of coffee-shop kissing although the actual sex won’t be that great, and there’s the whole die young thing… But you won’t mind because it will all be for your Art’?”
Leigh Ann frowned. “The sex wouldn’t have been that bad.”
Carey snorted. “And actually, that masterpiece he was producing?” She reached over to snag Will’s computer and pulled it around to face Leigh Ann. “First thing I did was put a keystroke tracker onto his laptop. And believe me, reading that drivel was almost as bad as my humanities essay. He copied most of it from last month’s Poetry!Slam online. Here’s what he was actually writing.” She selected Recent Documents on the laptop and opened the top file listed.
The younger girl’s eyes widened. “Fanfiction?” She peered at the screen and looked like she might be sick. “One Direction fanfiction?”
“Nothing wrong with fanfiction.” Carey raised an eyebrow. “We’ve all done it. But Will’s was…” She shuddered. “Really, really bad.” She looked curiously at the younger girl and waved at the snoring boy. “Why did you do it?”
Leigh Ann looked down at her clasped hands. “My parents were killed just before the war ended. When Haven and Gifts signed the Accords in 1995, I was sent to live with my father’s cousins. They had a little apple orchard up on the Olympic Peninsula, and there wasn’t much money. Everyone had to work pretty hard all the time, just to get food to eat and a few clothes. But I knew there was something different inside me. Something that would inspire beauty and genius and glorious creativity.”
Carey stared at her. “Well, that’s an entire pickup truck full of prime-quality manure.”
“Was it the farm?” Leigh Ann frowned. “The orphan bit?
15 thoughts on “Meet @BarbTaub Author of Round Trip Fare #UrbanFantasy #TuesdayBookBlog”
Thanks so much for having me over today Shelley! I had a great time with your terrific questions.
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You are more than welcome, Barb. It was great fun having you over for a chat but I’m still trying to get the Camel droppings off the carpet 😉
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I’m hanging out over at Shelley Wilson’s fabulous blog today. Come on over and check out the fun!
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Do you mean the camels and elephants are ol friends, Barb? Think you’ll be a bit conspicuous! jx
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Great post, Shelley and Barb 🙂
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Thanks, Cathy x
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I can’t believe how much that video thing makes me laugh. And the interview is brilliant. Top stuff, ladies!!!
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It’s brilliant isn’t it! Glad you enjoyed the post xx
Skydiving, that’s different! And Brave!
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Great interview. Loved the dance clip – and the camel, which always makes me smile.
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What an entertaining interview. The dancing looks like it was great fun. And thanks for including the Pride and Prejudice clip for a trip down memory lane.
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Thanks for reading and commenting, Wendy. I keep re-watching that clip, it’s so much fun. 🙂
Great interview! And I’ve had the opportunity to read the book. It is a fun and exciting read!
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