Merry Christmas One and All

It’s Christmas Eve, and I shall be spending it in my festive wooden hut at Hogarths Winter Market until 6pm when we finish with a firework bonanza! It’s been a l-o-n-g December so I’m looking forward to putting my feet up, eating too much, and reading the huge stack of books I’ve ignored collected.

In honour of the time spent freezing my… enjoying the festive market, I thought I’d re-write a festive favourite.

Enjoy x

On the first day of Christmas Hogarths gave to me,

A festive pre-lit tree

On the second day of Christmas Hogarths gave to me,

Two plug sockets,

And a festive pre-lit tree

On the third day of Christmas Hogarths gave to me,

Three snow shovels,

Two plug sockets,

And a festive pre-lit tree

On the fourth day of Christmas Hogarths gave to me,

Four weekends,

Three snow shovels,

Two plug sockets,

And a festive pre-lit tree

On the fifth day of Christmas Hogarths gave to me,

Five naughty elves.

Four weekends,

Three snow shovels,

Two plug sockets,

And a festive pre-lit tree

On the sixth day of Christmas Hogarths gave to me,

Six hot chocolates,

Five naughty elves,

Four weekends,

Three snow shovels,

Two plug sockets,

And a festive pre-lit tree

On the seventh day of Christmas Hogarths gave to me,

Seven shiny bolts,

Six hot chocolates,

Five naughty elves,

Four weekends,

Three snow shovels,

Two plug sockets,

And a festive pre-lit tree

On the eighth day of Christmas Hogarths gave to me,

Eight marshmallows

Seven shiny bolts,

Six hot chocolates,

Five naughty elves,

Four weekends,

Three snow shovels,

Two plug sockets,

And a festive pre-lit tree

On the ninth day of Christmas Hogarths gave to me,

Nine ladies dancing,

Eight marshmallows

Seven shiny bolts,

Six hot chocolates,

Five naughty elves,

Four weekends,

Three snow shovels,

Two plug sockets,

And a festive pre-lit tree

On the tenth day of Christmas Hogarths gave to me,

Ten naughty parents,

Nine ladies dancing,

Eight marshmallows

Seven shiny bolts,

Six hot chocolates,

Five naughty elves,

Four weekends,

Three snow shovels,

Two plug sockets,

And a festive pre-lit tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas Hogarths gave to me,

Eleven tasty hot dogs,

Ten naughty parents,

Nine ladies dancing,

Eight marshmallows

Seven shiny bolts,

Six hot chocolates,

Five naughty elves,

Four weekends,

Three snow shovels,

Two plug sockets,

And a festive pre-lit tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas Hogarths gave to me,

Twelve Michael Buble’s,

Eleven tasty hot dogs,

Ten naughty parents,

Nine ladies dancing,

Eight marshmallows

Seven shiny bolts,

Six hot chocolates,

Five naughty elves,

Four weekends,

Three snow shovels,

Two plug sockets,

AND A PRE-LIT FESTIVE TREE!

I would like to say a HUGE thank you to my fellow stall holders and wish them, the wonderful staff at Hogarths Hotel, and all of you a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!